Thursday, 22 May 2014

In My Own Distracted Little World

As the tag line underneath the title of this blog suggests, I am very easily distracted. Constantly off in my own little World. I simply can't help it if this alternative universe is preferable to the real World. It's not my fault. I've always been an off with the pixies space cadet. In addition to this I am constantly forgetting things. In fact, I recently came to the stunning conclusion that the only reason I've managed to exist on this planet for 43 years is because eating is the one thing I don't forget.

Seriously.

As my Mother is fond of saying "If my brains were dynamite, they wouldn't blow a part in my hair. She doesn't say it about me, she says it about herself; in spite of the fact that she has a sharper mind than me at almost 73.

Lately though, something very strange has been happening in the land of Nessville. Yes, I'm certainly as distracted as ever, but this time the distractions are not cake shaped with frosting. It seems that the real Ness has been abducted by aliens and in her place is this creature who is eating healthy food. Additionally, I've also been cleaning and attempting to be ever so slightly more organised. Who is this person? The emphasis is on the word 'attempting'. All of my past efforts to do this were monumental failures so we shall see how long this little foray into la la land pans out.

Case in point: I certainly haven't managed to become an organised blogger. Oops. Maybe I'll get there. One day. Eventually. Definitely. Maybe. Did I mention that I'm also indecisive as well as distracted?

The one thing that distracts me the most is my fascination with Karen Carpenter. I could spend hours watching every piece of retro footage that she appears in on Youtube. I belong to approximately ten million Facebook fan groups where we discuss every little detail of her short life and her music. This is quite bizarre when you consider that as a general rule I couldn't care less about most celebrities, particularly current ones. In fact, in most cases I couldn't even tell you who they are! However, when it comes to worshipping in the cult of Karen, I am shameless. The only consolation I have is that I am not alone. There are lots of other weird people like me around the interwebs. One of the good (and bad, depending on your point of view) things about the online world is that whatever your unique brand of crazy is, you can be sure you will find like-minded individuals in a Facebook group/Blog link up near you. Isn't that right, my fellow Karen devotees and bloggers?

Quite often when I am miles away in Carpenterland, the boys might be attempting to kill each other right in front of me while I'm utterly oblivious.

Micky Blue Eyes will bark at them to stop and then continue barking at me: "They were right in front of you! Didn't you see that?"

This will cause to me to abruptly have to land back on Earth with a thud and a sheepish admission that no, I did not see or hear because I was totally and blissfully tuned out. I do feel - perhaps selfishly- that if I am in my own house I should be able to indulge this inclination to tune out; to a degree, anyway. But Mick doesn't always agree with me and it can be a source of frustration for him at times, which I do understand. I can see that I could be a pain in the butt to live with, but aren't we all at times?


It's amazing that anyone manages to stay married when you think about it. We will be clocking up an impressive 19 years this year. Only one more year until the big two zero. It remains to be seen if we will do anything to mark the occasion. When it comes to birthdays and anniversaries we are a very low key and low maintenance family. If I've been able to remember them in the first place then I consider that a win. I don't want to push my luck any further by attempting to plan a party. I'm disorganised as well as distracted and forgetful. Plus, I'm notoriously socially awkward. Therefore, I'd rather be the quiet person in the corner at a party and not the hostess. Frankly, I suck at that. Especially those painfully awkward type of get togethers where you try to mix your family and friends and everyone just sticks to their own cliques while you're in anguish imagining that they are all miserable and not enjoying themselves.

It certainly seems easier to just book a party at the bowling alley, like we did for Mr 10 in March. That way I can just hover around drinking bad coffee as my eardrums burst and the paid for hostess does all the shouting. Works for me. Besides, the boys love it anyway. As long as there is cake, that's all that matters, right?

Speaking of cake, I appear to have gone cold turkey. ONE WHOLE WEEK cake free! I haven't exploded and died, surprisingly.  I was watching Australian Story the other day, which was about Olympic swimmer Kieran Perkins and I was struck by something his Mum used to say to him; which was: "Never give up on what you want the most for what you want at the moment." This seemed fitting since what I want at the moment is ALL THE CAKE but what I want most is to be healthy. Damn. So where's my Olympic medal? I most certainly DO deserve one for resisting cake! HMPH. After all it does take the equivalent of Olympic style dedication and herculean effort for me. It's like an addict trying to give up heroin. Sugar is my heroin.  Ahem.

My Get Healthy coach called yesterday to check in. I proudly reported all of the above.

"Have you noticed that you've been agitated and/or cranky lately?" she asked.

"I have, now that you mention it," was my rueful reply.

She told me this was likely to be due to sugar withdrawal. Apparently sugar does make you sweeter. Who knew?

If you are still unconvinced that I deserve an Olympic medal, then let me tell you the following; Micky Blue Eyes, my parents and I went for a drive out to Windsor for the day last Friday. While there, we had lunch in a pub where I watched them feast on steak with chips and gravy. Meanwhile, I stuck to grilled fish and salad.  Mr 12 is fond of drawling: "So? Do want a medal?" in response to just about any statement. Why yes, I believe I do want one. Hand it over!

Other than all of that, the most exciting occurrence in my life at the moment is watching Offspring on Wednesday nights and Call The Midwife on Thursdays. Yay! Okay, excuse me while I go and get a life...

Okay, later dudes. Over and out.

Linking up ridiculously and pathetically late with Kirsty from My Home Truths for I Must Confess.



Also linking up with Kylie Purtell: A Study In Contradictions for The Lounge.


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12 comments:

  1. Well done on your healthy eating - hopefully you will feel better soon !!!! I'm trying to kick the sugar habit - it isn't easy when you are used to having it !
    Have the best day !
    Me

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    1. Yes, it's not easy but people do harder things so I just have to suck it up and get on with it. Thanks love. x

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  2. Congrats on 19 years, double congrats on no cake - and I might have to steal your Dynamite brains line...that's hilarious!

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    1. My Mum has lots of hilarious sayings but that one is definitely my favourite! Thanks Lydia x

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  3. I am effing useless when it comes it noticing what the kids are doing when I'm on the computer. It's getting to the point where I have to not have it on when I am home alone with the girls, lest they burn the house down around me!

    And I do think you deserve a freaking medal, healthy eating and not eating cake is HAAAAARRRRDDDDD!!!!

    Thanks for linking up xx

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    1. Oh I'm glad I'm not the only one who tunes out like that! Luckily my boys are older so certain things, like choking hazards are not as much of an issue but they do fight and attempt to kill each other. Thanks for saying I deserve a medal. x

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  4. My goodness no cakie - WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH NESS? Seriously though a big hat off to you - it can't be easy. But you're a toughie I know, with a soft centre. 19 years, less for murder and all that jazz! Lovely to read your words a bit more often too :) Medal or a chest to pin it on? MEDAL!

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    1. I was going to say I'm an alien who has abducted Ness and demand a ransom but what would aliens would demand for a ransom? Thanks Em. x

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  5. Awesome work on resisting the cakies. I will be attempting to give up coke (the black drink kind not the white powder kind) soon and I am not looking forward to it at all. Although I am sure my teeth will be!
    I think the exact same way about parties...maybe that is why Paul and I still haven't had an engagement party..despite being engaged for 3.5 years...

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    1. I've had a couple of friends who successfully cured themselves of coke or diet coke addiction so I'm sure you can do it. Hopefully you can save the party for your wedding - or just skip it and elope! x

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  6. Yes you do deserve a medal!! Classic Ness loved it!!

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  7. Well done on the healthy eating and on 19 years. We are the big 20 next year as well. Finding it had to believe I've been putting up with his family this long and I'm still not included when they take 'family' photos.

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