All I've ever wanted for Christmas is Mariah Carey to shut up, but you get that.
Anyway,T'isThe Season to be Jolly and The Most Wonderful Time of The Year and all that. Apparently. Supposedly.
I know I should really be happy and enjoy Christmas, especially having young children.
Yet this time of year comes around and the normal low-level anxiety that seems to frequently linger around me is replaced by nail biting, heart gripping anxiety. No, it's not the fear of A Very Bogan Christmas. Although that will probably happen.
Every year, in December, just before Christmas, Micky Blue Eyes has his annual colonoscopy. He seems rather blase about it. I worry. Endlessly.
|My reaction to hearing Mariah Carey for the|
the millionth time is similar to this. Oh and thinking
about Mick's check up..
Normally, I forget every little thing on a daily basis. Where I put my glasses five minutes ago, what day it is, but the events of October 14th, 2004 are permanently etched into my brain. The day Micky Blue Eyes was diagnosed with bowel cancer.
Master 11 was Master 3 and Master 8 was only 7 months old.
We had just returned from a holiday in Cairns. One night Mick fainted in the bathroom. I urged him to go the doctors as it didn't seem normal to faint for no reason. So he did.
They found nothing wrong and all seemed well, until one afternoon about a week or so later he had a sudden attack of the runs with rather a lot of blood. Enough to be alarmed.
Back to the doctors. Blood tests revealed he was anaemic. He was sent to hospital.
"It's probably an ulcer," the doctor informed him "it won't kill you."
They took him to theatre.
Then I got the news the doctor was coming around in the morning to meet with us. My stomach turned. This couldn't be good.
He got straight to the point.
"There is a growth," he said "there is absolutely no doubt that it's Cancer."
He had to have a blood transfusion immediately.
Dr Hack* called into the room to inform us how he intended to hack Mick apart and operate.
The surgery was being scheduled for Monday.
Meanwhile, he could go home for the weekend and relax.
I don't think I've relaxed since that day.
At home, Mick was not particularly relaxed either. Funny about that.
A family friend rang after my mother had spoken to her and told her the grim news.
Being a nurse, she was familiar with the surgeon who was planning to hack Mick apart on Monday.
She advised us to go to another specialist surgeon.
If he went through with the procedure on Monday, with Dr Hack "You'll be crooker than Rookwood**." Her words.
Frantic phone calls were made.
The doctor oozed condescension when I called to tell him of our intention of switching surgeons. I didn't care. All I cared about was Mick.
The surgery was scheduled for November 1st and went well. Then came the unwelcome news. He would have to have chemo-therapy. For six months.
We were a month into that nightmare when the next bombshell came.
Mick's brother was also diagnosed with Cancer.
More about that next time.
Yes, all I really want for Christmas is for Micky Blue Eyes to have the all clear. And I still want Mariah Carey shut up.
What stresses you about Christmas? Or is it only a happy time for you?
*Not his real name.
**Rookwood is a cemetery